Best Annoying Name for a Basement Club Addition (2008)

Pinky

Being situated in the basement of the "it" club with an equally confounding name (can anyone please decipher what "Centro-Fly" actually means?) gives the PINKY automatic hip status. But the unrelenting need to add the word room to the title will get you a lashing from the owners, who insist, without irony, "It's the Pinky!" It's all pink, get it? Centro-Fly, 45 West 21st Street.