Best bus line from Loserville (2008)

M15

The M15 coasts along First Avenue from lower Manhattan to East Harlem, picking up all sorts of degenerates, crackheads, drunks, and freaks. They never make it uptown; most of them get off at Bellevue over on 27th Street, or some other meeting spot for crazies. Don't be surprised if you witness a girl fight and an itchy dude without underwear who's changing his pants en route—that's part of the trek. At $2 a ride, it beats those red double-decker tourist buses any day.