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THE GARDEN

For those who like Bauhaus with their bulgar, a trip to THE GARDEN promises black hair, nose rings, clunky silver jewelry, and Eastern European accents. (Grab that fake-ass bacon, whisper "Czarny staje sie wami" or something deep about Marilyn Manson, and listen for distant sighs!) Though the dudes grinding the French roast don't share the same outward aesthetic, my best guess is they wear their black on the inside.

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