Best Jogging Track to Overhear Botched Pick-Up Lines (2008)

McCarron Park

There are a number of unspoken rules that runners abide by, like pretending to twist an ankle just as some speed merchant is about to pass you. Chief among these courtesies is that you keep your mouth shut and leave each other alone. If you happen to find yourself at the track in McCarron Park, however, don't be surprised if an avid young gent wearing a boldly multicolored windbreaker approaches you as you warm up. He'll introduce himself as "a Polish sportsman" and then forthrightly inquire as to your availability to have a drink. "Tonight" would be preferable.

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776 Lorimer St.
Brooklyn NY 11222


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