Best Place in Which to Be Called 'Mama' by Almost Everyone (2008)


To the ladies at FINE FAIR SUPERMARKET in Alphabet City, just about everybody is "Mama." I, the antithesis of a mama, look quite like the rent-jacking hipsters forcing them out of their neighborhood. So when the head cashier at the grocery store said "Hey, Mama" to me, I felt as privileged as a Rockefeller and as protected as a Hell's Angel.