Best Place To Blow Your Inheritance While Erasing Spam (2008)


If you find your wealth suffocating and would like to squander it, have your driver drop you off at WEB2ZONE INTERNET CAFE. Squint through deep darkness toward your keyboard and sign in, guesstimating key location. As time flies by, close the Web2Zone advertisement pop-up, open the Internet, and sign into your e-mail account. Proceed to erase and block your penis enlarger messages, debt reduction messages, home loan messages, spiritual forwards, party invites, "pssts," instant wins, undesired porn, and big flashing CLICK HERE messages. Now read and respond to e-mails! Tick-tock, cash clock, POOF! Money gone.


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