Best Place to Express Your Annoyance at Tourists (2008)

CALYON BUILDING

Some Saturday afternoon, buy a pretzel and sit on an uncomfortable bit of midtown concrete "art" outside the CALYON BUILDING.Tear off a few pieces of said pretzel. See a slow-moving group of sateen-jacket-wearers approaching and throw the pieces in their path. Watch the pigeons swarm, and hear their confused cries. Guffaw guiltily, inside your mouth. Repeat.