Best Place to get Dancer Blue Balls (2008)


For anyone with a little life in them, the lounge is the most crap development in nightlife. It means no more dance exorcism of personal demons, no mind-body connection on a dancefloor driven by bass, no flirting with some hot rhythmic motherfucker across the way. Instead, lounge patrons are treated to sitting on their ass, wearing uncomfortable high-fashion shoes, and drinking expensive drinks. The scenario is particularly painful at OPENAIR, due to an excellent sound system and DJ lineup.


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