Best Pretentious Bathroom Graffiti (2008)


The jazz snobs and chin-stroking avant goons who sit brokenhearted at TONIC must be saving their most meticulous arguments for their dissertations, since their precious toilet time is spent debating minutiae via Sharpie. One set of tags debates the need for more Afro-based bebop at the club, while a bon mot of interest to about seven people simply says: "Why does Susie Ibarra suck so much but nobody says anything?"


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