Best snarky publication (2008)

'NEW YORK TIMES' TV WEEK

The best job in publishing belongs to whoever writes the summaries in the 'NEW YORK TIMES' TV WEEK—succinct, spot-on, and unabashedly subjective. It's a wonder The Believer hasn't taken them to task for snarkily summing up Governor Schwarzenegger's film Commando as "The usual." Attention literary agents: The bastard, bitchy-queen child of Dorothy Parker and Lydia Davis walks among us. Get this person a book deal.