best superclub concocted by some scary corporate cult (2008)

SPIRIT

Taking over the old Twilo space this month, the Dublin-based SPIRIT nightclub franchise supposedly chose Manhattan because "the rock was revered as a sacred place by the Indians." The multimedia venue, to feature top-name DJs, also promises trained healers, and greets visitors to its website with the rather baffling salutation "Welcome to Phase 2." The question on everybody's minds: When will John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, or Tom Cruise host?