Alec Baldwin's Last Meal (2008)
There's no doubt the handsome, aging actor from Long Island has a big mouth, and he shoots it off all the time. Nothing better to fill it than the giant lamb-and-beef burger called pljeskavica at Bosna Express, a picturesque stall under the M train's tracks. Laced with onions, the hubcap-sized patty comes on a homemade bun—you couldn't buy one that big!—lavished with kimek, a sort of Balkan crème fraîche. That ought to shut him up.