best bar in which to win transsexual porn (2008)

GLOBAL 33

Misstress Formika's Monday-night bingo at GLOBAL 33 is a lot like your mama's game, what with all the cutthroat competition and valuable prizes—including cash, pitchers of cosmos, packs of cigarettes, and, um, transsexual porn videos. It's even more fun than gambling in church, and here, the old hags are actually civil to one another! You get one free bingo board upon entering this cool airport lounge.