best fun-to-say cheap glass of red (2008)

$6 MONTEPULCIANO AT NEWLY REVAMPED VIA DELLA PACE

Wine lists are lengthy and anonymous. Make the $6 MONTEPULCIANO AT NEWLY REVAMPED VIA DELLA PACE your pal. Spend a single night with her and anytime you return she'll stare boldly out at you off of the menu, just begging you to take her in your hand. Say her luxurious name. There's the mmmmm and ooooooo bookends . . . and the pulch sex sound. Mmmmmon-tay-pool-cheeah-nooo—always a pleasure to pronounce.

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