Best glasses in the shape of skulls (2008)
You're a bad man. Oh yes, a bad, bad man. But it's hard to feel dangerous when you're sipping anything as positively girly as a Blue Hawaii or a piña colada. The solution? Scary skull-shaped mugs at sleazy tiki bar extraordinaire OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD. Sure, you'll need to leave a $5 deposit, but these totems beat ordinary glassware any day. Best part: They're opaque, so no one can see the curaçao.