Best Place to Flirt With a Genius (2008)

APPLE STORE GENIUS BAR

Sick of the Neanderthals at your local bar? Pop on over to the APPLE STORE GENIUS BAR, the only bar where a brilliant person is always present, waiting to tend to your needs. Your NYU drama background will finally pay off as you fake like your computer's been freezing up—just to while away a few tender moments with a living genius. Your body will shiver from the sheer know-how.

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