Bottled Water (2008)
The greatest marketing scam of the 80s was convincing the public that there was something wrong with good old tap water. First, bottled water was made out to be glamorous; then, tap water was made out to be unhealthy. Well, weve got news for you: Those petroleum-based chemicals leaching into your designer water from the plastic bottle arent too good for you, either. Not to mention that water flown from Fiji for your personal pleasure is swelling your 13EEE carbon footprint . . .