Brad Pitt's Last Meal (2008)
For Mr. Jolie's last supper, we'll have him don the chain-mail miniskirt that shows off his muscular thighs—you know, the one he wore in Troy. And what's the dining venue we have in mind? Why, Troy, of course, the Turkish fast-food spot lurking behind the Port Authority Bus Terminal. And we're selecting those dishes that seem particularly ancient to us, including the white bean salad called piyaz and some simple lamb kebabs. For dessert, Brad will enjoy the splendid rice-flour-thickened milk pudding called kazan dibi.