Sammy Sosa's Last Meal (2008)

Hosta Halal Gyro

The home-run king swings for the bleachers using a made-in-Louisville ash bat, but we've got a different bat for him. The outsize Middle Eastern flatbread called lavash teams up with a triumphant combo of herby lamb and greasy chicken gyro to make a baseball-bat-size rolled sandwich at Hosta Halal Gyro, an estimable new addition to the mix of Turkish, Georgian, and Central Asian eateries of Sheepshead Bay. We'll advise Sammy to ask that both the hot sauce and yogurt be applied before the sandwich is rolled up.