Dinner is not meant to be Jenga. Were weary of staring down some teetering creation, wondering how exactly were meant to eat this. Push it over? Start from the top and work our way down? This deadly phenomenon could be cross-referenced under Squirted Sauces, as the two often go hand in hand and generally exist to distract your attention from the fact that the food is meager, mediocre, and overpriced.


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