The Michelin Rubber Man's Last Meal (2008)
He's so cute! Composed of white tires, the Michelin Rubber Man, also known as Bibendum, has been seducing tire buyers since he was introduced in France in 1898. His bulbous figure was also parodied in Ghostbusters. Since he looks like a stack of marshmallows, we decided to treat him to a hamburger of his choice and a toasted-marshmallow milk shake at Stand, the best of the newfangled and upscale burger joints that have popped up in Gotham over the last year. Which burger will he chose? We're betting the Classic, which features French Dijon mustard.