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FRYING PAN

No, it's not a cooking utensil—the FRYING PAN is an old-ass boat where concerts are put on. It's tempting to slip into one of the vessel's rusty nooks and slip somebody the tongue, but beware of pokey things coming out of the walls. You might walk away with more than somebody else's piece of gum.

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