Best Complimentary Porn (2008)

ST. MARKS HOTEL

A room in ST. MARKS HOTEL affords more for your $100 cash than the dorm-y cooler and free HBO. Beside a framed photo of a woman—face-down, Beyoncé-worthy booty up, out, and nekked—turn on the high, um, mounted TV. One channel runs a seemingly endless loop of comp'd porn. Grainy and colorless, it plays like Ron Jeremy's Eraserhead. But if you return to your room alone, it'll do.

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