Best foulmouthed Irish stamp maker (2008)

J.C. CASEY

Fat, jovial, and unintelligible due to a combination of an Irish brogue and a lisp, J.C. CASEY doles out romantic advice and dirty jokes to customers in his East Village rubber-stamp shop. Quick to defend his "Batman Sucks" T-shirt or launch into an hour-long explanation of his nickname ("Squirrel"), J.C. never gets any work done. He's too busy holding court.