best hot lesbian party promoters (2008)

RACHAEL AND CHLOÉ

The flyers for the femme fatale party Gloss, held at Meow Mix every Thursday, always feature the promoters RACHAEL AND CHLOÉ. It's a smart move—you think, "If any of the girls look half as good as they do, I'm in luck!" Alas, it's always a little disappointing when none of the ladies at the parties are as lovely as the two dark-haired vixens—with their long, glossy hair, and yes, very glossy, pouty lips. Still, I can't bring myself to sue them for false advertising.