Best misogynist subway ranter (2008)

CARL AT THE FIFTH AVENUE AND 53RD STREET SUBWAY STATION

Wantonly eyeing the parade of stockinged gams and high-heeled flip-flops on the morning march up the escalators, I get a warning from above: "Woman love dog better than man!" or else: "Woman wear perfume to cover the stench of death!" It comes from the embittered, smirking station denizen CARL AT THE FIFTH AVENUE AND 53RD STREET SUBWAY STATION. WMD talk watered down the vitriol for a spell, but his outrage is aimed back at the harpies again.

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