best outdoor sculpture to fondle (2008)

CYBELE: GODDESS OF FERTILITY

Wanna reach out and touch someone? There's a stacked naked babe available 24-7 for free. All right, so she's 15 feet tall and made of bronze, but she'll surely put a smile on your face (and perhaps your crotch). CYBELE: GODDESS OF FERTILITY, a 1993 sculpture by Mihail Chemiakin, stands outside the Mimi Ferzt Gallery, proudly displaying her anatomical assets: four barrel-sized butts and 16 buoyant boobs with nipples like large gumballs. Use both hands.

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