Best Place to Buy a Birthday Cake for Your Horny Uncle (2008)

MASTURBAKERS

Sharing space with Old Devil Moon, MASTURBAKERS offers "erotic" cakes with appropriate fillings (e.g., vanilla). Choices range from the "female torso" with optional lingerie, bikini, or corset (inscribed "tit's your birthday") to the biggest cake of them all, John Holmes ("a hard man is good to find"). Try imagining that gravelly voiced Carvel spokesperson fitting Fudgie the Whale into the picture.

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