Best Place to Publicly Feud With a Significant Other (2008)

Mary's Fish Camp

Unlikely Suitor and I got into a tiff last night. He can be such a ninny. I love Unlikely. I loathe Unlikely. Consider this: We were on the corner of Charles and West 4th drinking Guinness and waiting with 12 strangers for a table at MARY'S FISH CAMP, one of the latest prevailing standards for sought-after-ness (arrive early, lines are out the door), when Unlikely threw a tantrum. I forbid you to order the mixed baby greens with sweet gorgonzola, then eat my entire lobster roll, he hissed. I commanded him to shut up and chew another Nicorette. He told me I looked like a Bollywood Ralph Macchio. Anathema here, there, and everywhere. A public unraveling at the crossroads of the West Village: across the street from Sevilla, down the road from Magnolia Bakery and Corner Bistro, en route to the meatpacking district. Thank heavens Moomba has closed. Stay tuned for further entanglements.

Location Details

64 Charles St.
New York NY 10014


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