best place to see policemen in tight pants do wide leg stretches (2008)


The afternoon change-over at the MOUNTED POLICE HEADQUARTERS—TROOP B is a good time to be a peep: Cops of all physiques in tight jodhpurs take positions on the sidewalk, stretch their legs wide, and bend and stretch, bend and stretch. They tap the ground with their big hands, walk them to one side, the middle, and the other side. They squat. Arch back. Bend at the waist, scoop, and then up again. If there's no cop in squat position, catch a graceful hooved animal in a cage pissing into a pile of hay, then eating out of it. The whole pastime is perverted and unjust.


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