best place to watch a walrus masturbate (2008)


Though not as common as feeding time, self-pleasure occurs among the flipper-and-tusk set, and the NEW YORK AQUARIUM is likely the best place in town to observe a large aquatic mammal spanking the monkey. No, they can't see through the double-sided glass, so as you hum "Under the Sea" to the awkward Coney Island bump-and-grind, don't flatter yourself into thinking you're anybody's wank material.

Location Details

Surf Ave. & W. 8th St.
Brooklyn NY 11224


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