Best Polish Bartender Who Will Escort You Out by Your Ear If You're Bad (2008)


She's got hair of steel, biceps that'd make Terrell Owens cower in fear, and a voice that empties dog parks. She's the ubiquitous LUCY, a woman who pours unpronounceable Polish alcohol like zywieck and zchvilvest till the river runs dry. Twice a year the joint shuts down for weeks at a time when Lucy is recharging in the old country. Don't let her squeaky tenor and warm embrace fool you, though—she knows what to do with miscreants. You just get one pinch of the lobe, and you're out on the sidewalk.


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