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There are two main men at DELPHINIUM HOME. Their pants are high, their hair neat and parted. They'll speak when they think you're gonna buy something. But when you ask their advice on whether to buy your new boyfriend a shower curtain with people copulating on it or a naked girl swimming like a sperm, they will give a thought to etiquette. "Too hardcore," says one. "It's forward. Is he a horny guy?" wonders another. My boy's shower curtain has pink frogs on green lilies. "That's cute," they both say, and charge me.


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