Best street charity pushers you want to kill (2008)


My records show that I've paid those GREENPEACE suckas something like $120, all because I approached a crunchy cutie flagging down pedestrians on Second Avenue and was made to sign up for a $15-per-month donation schedule, which naturally I kept forgetting to cancel. Now it's all I can do to keep from shouting, "Must I take the shirt off my back—sign over my soul?" when faced with their harassment.


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