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The UPC-Scanning Registry Gun at Macy's Herald Square

You're going to get presents, and you might as well tell people what they should be. Most registries, though, require you to walk around with a note pad, carefully indicating makes and models. It can wind a body up. THE UPC-SCANNING REGISTRY GUN AT MACY'S HERALD SQUARE is the antidote. It allows you to steer Aunt Edna away from the appliqué miniature golf clubs and blow off steam at the same time—pow pow pow toaster! pow pow pow blender!—and, aimed at your fellow shoppers, allows you to live out department-store revenge fantasies that would normally be unacceptable.


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