Best place to see Britney Spears grind a pole (2008)

Madame Tussauds Wax Museum

Though "Best Place to Fondle Britney Spears's Breasts" would be just as accurate. At Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, Spears is bending backward, writhing on a pole in a tight-fitting silver-and-gold bodysuit. But what really gets the attention of visitors is her ample bosom, which mechanically heaves up and down as though she were breathing. "Britney Spears!" exclaimed a teenage boy who, with his friend, hopped up on the platform, unzipped her suit, and fondled her a bit. Perhaps it was the tight security at the Brangelina exhibit that left Britney unguarded, but in about an hour on a Saturday afternoon, she was groped more than two dozen times by men, women, and children; had her nose picked twice; and her hair pulled. "Look! There's Britney!" said one woman to another. "Yeah, back when she was skinny and not so skanky," her friend replied. While most people wanted full-body pictures taken with Britney, one enterprising young fellow held his camera directly at Britney's breasts and snapped away. Mom would be so proud.


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