Best If-Money-Can't-Buy-Me-Love-It-Can-Sure-as-Hell-Buy-Me-This Establishment - 2000
Creed on Bond
Since 1760, the gentlemen of the Creed family have passed down the perfumer's secrets from father to son. Now that Olivier Creed, the sixth of his line, has set up shop in New York, Gothamites are making the pilgrimage to Noho for the privilege of imitating Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, even Napoleon III and having one's own fragrance created. At Creed on Bond for the very princely sum of up to $20,000, Olivier Creed will sire a unique perfume based on the client's predilections and desires. And for those who feel such monies might be better spent upon a house, car, or the feeding of droves of small children in the sub-Saharan, Creed now offers a collection of its exquisite, indelible vintage scents for approximately $140 for 2.5 fluid ounces.