Best Place to Be Serenaded by a Hermaphrodite - 2000
The corner of Broad Street and Wall Street
Just stand at the corner of Broad Street and Wall Street and push the button. But before you do, get a rose for your mouth and let your hair down. Ignore the adolescent stockbroker wannabes squatting on the steps chuckling and attempting to get a date for Saturday night, and brace yourself. Then simply meander close to the blue cow with descending moons along its body and gently but firmly press the little red button on its head. For the full effect you must stroke its udders and bull-horns at once and ponder both the complexity of life and the hermaphrodite heifer's heart-warming rendition of "Blue Moon."