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New York Sports Club

Dating in this city can be as much of a romp as performing ritual hara-kiri. So a thousand amens for New York Sports Club, whose 70-plus locations ratchet up the odds of exchanging googly eyes with a stranger while undrunk (hopefully) and looking, as in my case, like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch going down (if they find you alluring on the treadmill, you'll have them panting against chastity outside the gym). As usual, stay away from spandex, steroids, and bodybuilders with mullets. Call 1-800-796-NYSC or go to nysc.com for membership information and locations near you.

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