Best Venue to Hawk a Loogie From a Bird's-Eye View - 2000
Return to childhood bliss and skip up the stairs to the top floor of the Bowery Ballroom. If you can sneak past the hawklike guards hovering over the reserved tables and claim your spitting ground, you're golden! Grab the railings, lean back, and let one fly. Two points for any rocker you splash; triple if you reach the stage. If the vibrations in your throat are louder than the band, you know you're good.