Best Corporate Monolith to Shoplift From - 2001
Barnes and Noble
The brick fronts and green trim of inescapable chain BARNES AND NOBLE enclose opportunities for the amoral, impoverished, and fleet of foot. This is the place to steal Steal This Book as the rumored "no follow" policy (security guards will neither tail you nor chase after your fleeing form) makes this bookstore an-ahem-criminally easy target. Simply check that you are out of the range of cameras, check your chosen tome for metallic strips and stickers, slip it into your bag, and sidle away. Reading is an adventure!