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Best Place to Buy a Plastic Vagina New York 2001 - Toys in Babeland

I cannot actually vouch for the efficacy of such an item, content as I am with a filthy sock. Kidding! (Not about the first part.) Point is, TOYS IN BABELAND isn't just for your mom and girlfriend. They have black-leather wristband-looking things that are apparently meant to cinch around your penis, lord knows why, and this other thing a bit bigger than a wine carafe but much smaller than your average woman that is also apparently meant to have Tiny Elvis shoved inside. Assuming that the ersatz vagina's quivering gel interior and cylindrical figure don't give him stage fright, of course.
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