Best Place to Buy an Outfit for a Go-Go Dancer - 2001
I keep having this reoccurring dream: I'm dancing in a tattered little number that's so old and unadjusted that it's falling off in front of an unenthusiastic crowd. As you may have guessed, this is a go-go's living nightmare, so if you dance for tips or have friends who do, a quick trip to CLASSIC CONCEPTS may save you from an unpropitious and public humiliation. The minimally decorated store brandishes the flashiest collection of accessories, bikinis, easy-to-remove dresses, and one-piece suits this town has to offer. Strippers need not feel left out: There are plenty of theme ensembles, G-strings, and pasties to go around.