Best Place to Holler - 2001
This is also the best place to watch cockeyed optimists turn into cursing miscreants in less than two minutes. Oh, the racetrack! No, not America's excuse to see a car crash; I'm talking about horsies. A typical day at BELMONT PARK features nine races, about 25 minutes apart. They've got picnic grounds, too (though it's hard to eat with all the obscenities filling your mouth). The LIRR will get you there, and, who knows, if you're lucky a limo gets you home! 2150 Hempstead Turnpike, Long Island.