Best Place to Lose Your Mind - 2001
Village Chess Shop
Ease the mind with a friendly game of speed chess at the VILLAGE CHESS SHOP, where you can play and smoke and fart and brag about the girlfriends you never had and avoid the vices of your choice. Drink, drugs, dames; misfortune, malady, madness. Chess here is the antidote, the wonder pill that takes away time. Think: For only one dollar an hourthe cost to playyou can leave your life. Just don't stay too long.