Best Place to Support the Aspiring Bourgeois in You - 2001
Martha Stewart Home
Everyone secretly wishes Martha Stewart was their mama. Think about how fly our gritty apartments would be if she "popped by" once in a while with little homemade knickknacks ("Look, my pretend child, I've made you country crochet curtains! See how rustic-in-an-upscale-way they are?"). Thank God the woman's elegance doesn't stop her from making mega deals with Kmart. What with the whole MARTHA STEWART HOME linetaking up practically the entire top floor of the Astor Place Kmartyou can actually fake like she is your mom. All you have to do is pay for it.