Best Terrifying East Village Makeout Accessory - 2001
Two a.m., at the corner of Houston and Allen. A late-twenties-ish NYC couple is embracing and K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Serious tonsil hockey going on. And on, and on. But something is wrong with the picture, we sense, and then we realize what it is. She's still got her CELL PHONE to her ear.