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Comments (0) Best Place for a Full-Service ' Table Dance' - 2002

WILD WILD WEST

Don't let the name fool you. There is no irony here. This is the raunchiest, sleaziest, absolute best place to have a fallen angel gyrate into your khakis. Favored by traveling salesmen and off-duty cops, the WWW used to be home of the best deal in town—the $10 "table dance"—but has since doubled in price. Still a great deal, considering the unspoken "satisfaction guarantee." And if that doesn't float your boat, sit in the parking lot of the adjoining CostCo and watch the patrons stroll casually back to their cars with a newspaper placed strategically in front of them. WILD WILD WEST.

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