Comments (0) Best Place To Avoid Models - 2002
DEWITT-CLINTON PARK
52nd St. & 11th Ave.
New York, NY 10019
212-639-9675
Competing with 110-pound glamazons in Manolo Blahniks can do serious harm to a single gal's ego. No longer satisfied with Bungalow 8, models have infested the N train, the falafel stand, your office. Our suggestion: Hit up places usually left to tourists and homeless people. Next date, suggest a stroll down the new 42nd Street, where you can share limited sidewalk space with Fat Crystal of Madison, Wiscon-sin, or maybe an idyllic afternoon in DEWITT-CLINTON PARK, the largest community of poor and huddled masses this side of Ellis Island. Sure, you're going to hell, but you'll feel so much better.
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