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Comments (0) Best Place To Get A One-Dollar Blowjob - 2002

28TH STREET OFF LEXINGTON

She actually touched it. Dead serious. Then the fake blond said, "Honey, I'll suck your dick for a dollar," rubbing her hands over my bulging jeans on 28TH STREET OFF LEXINGTON. It's a no-man's land between police districts, and the city's summertime cheap-hooker heaven. One dollar? The prospect—no matter how meritorious a man may be—seems appetizing. And don't forget you have a warm hand on your cock! Still, a good deal (and a hummer) don't always make it right. This reporter kept on walking. Turns out, the old one-dollar dolly is the oldest trick in the large book of tricks whores turn. Apparently, according to city vice cops, as she unbuttons your pants around the corner—and you close your eyes—a second party, her friend or pimp, comes from behind and nabs your wallet while your fat ass is hanging out in the street. Confused, you stumble, you fall, you pay for your sins.

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